remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid
my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out
so i called him and
IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG
The best times to kiss a girl
When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved.
if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw
me as a grandparent
drake helps josh w/ a crush
drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague
I need his prosthetic leg.
I saw these at a McDonald’s today. Blast from the past, maaan.