joshpeck:

cursedmistakes:

carpe-hana:

#this is it this is american television

that all happened in under 2 minutes

this is honestly a spiritual experience

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

unstablehunter:

my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out

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so i called him and

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IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG

The best times to kiss a girl

abraesive:

When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw

irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

tinotonatini:

me as a grandparent

  • season 1:

    drake helps josh w/ a crush

  • season 4:

    drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

rayanajay:

niggasandcomputers:

femburton:

human-sloth:

this is the most important thing on the internet today

please explain this
snoopdogg

THE ONLY WHITE IM RIDING WIT 

Snoop’s white voice will now be my constant source of joy

vayena:

my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague

I need his prosthetic leg.

crosserofanimals:

I saw these at a McDonald’s today. Blast from the past, maaan.