If you’re having a bad day, you should know that I’m watching Chicago and Roxie’s hairstyle was really bugging me because it was REALLY familiar but couldn’t figure out why
AND THEN I REALISED
ENJOLRAS: REVOLUTIONARY, FEARLESS LEADER, HAIRSTYLE ICON.
LA is sickening sometimes. Literally sat and watched Justin Bieber’s entourage pick girls and deny girls to go back to his apartment after the club last night. Girls were literally told they weren’t pretty enough or not good enough. Some were crying and some ditched their friends who weren’t selected. So disgusting. I had to go to his stupid ass apartment and get my keys from MY friend and his scrawny ass bodyguard had the nerve to tell me “You don’t live here” and I said “BITCH, you don’t either. You couldn’t afford this fucking rent. Get out of my face.” Being from Missouri, I have never in my LIFE seen women treated so blatantly like a piece of fucking meat or pussy ass men who THINK they are the celebrity they are “protecting” waiting in the bushes for Justin’s leftovers. I wanted to sock his bodyguard in the fucking face. There is nothing worse than reading about shit and hoping it’s fake and then seeing with your own eyes how fucked up shit actually is. Girls: Do NOT ever sacrifice your dignity and pride for some random ass person who does not give two shits about you beyond your vagina. It is not that serious and you are worth MORE. If any girl from last night is reading this: you are BEAUTIFUL, you looked BOMB AS SHIT and no little midget fuck in a suit that looks like he just auditioned for Men In Black 4 has the RIGHT to tell you otherwise. Have a blessed fucking Saturday!
Kingsley’s tweet about Justin’s entourage turning girls away at a club last night (Oct 17)
Life is too short to be holding on to old grudges
horny and sad is the worst combination
1013. All the muggleborn transgender students arrive at Hogwarts anxious to speak to Madam Pomfrey about having a magical transition!
when straight guys cover songs by female artists and don’t change the pronouns
Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it
no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1
keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under
the new meme is
*pulls two pieces of paper out a hat* slug….recruitment
*all of tumblr starts chanting slug recruitment*